Am I a blogger?

I was approached a couple of weeks back by a friend who asked me why I don’t blog any more. The lady was quite upset. This irritated me so I’m going to explain this once and for all to all of you fuckers. In case you were wondering, the people sending me emails complaining about the content on the site, this applies to you too.

I do not blog. I do not call myself a blogger. A blogger is someone who actually blogs. I would go as far as saying that a blogger contributes something valuable via their blog to the/a community. A blogger is someone who blogs REGULARLY. This means that you cannot be a blogger if you, like me, add content when you feel like it. A blogger cares about your input. A blogger takes facts or fiction, adding a little of their own unique twist to it and then presenting it in digital form.

This is not what I do. I do not blog. I do not care what your views are. I do not post regularly. I take my thoughts and put it into a digital form. My thoughts are mostly uneducated guesses bathed in wild speculation sautéed in a thick, weed soup. If my posts are offensive to you, your race, your religion or your mother, you are more than welcome to close the page and fume as much as you want. Stop sending me your complaint emails. As much as I appreciate the fact that you’re reading my thoughts, I honestly do not care what your thoughts/views/dreams are.

So, in short; shut the fuck up, dickwads.

Ryan Stiles & Richard Simmons VS Deck Chair

In Who’s Line Is It Anyway, Season 5 Episode 17 Richard Simmons is the guest on the show.

The game being played is Human Props. Wayne and Richard Simmons are the props. The below screenshot is where Ryan Stiles says “Lets sit on the Deck Chairs”:


Say What?

Dear Richard Simmons

You’re doing it wrong


Deck Chair

Wayne Braidy’s G-String?

I’m not sure what to type, to be honest.

The conversation before this screenshot went like this:

Drew: “Are you serious?”

Wayne says something.

Drew: “Yes…I read your lips, are you serious?”

Drew: “Wayne just said to Brad, I would have done it with you but I have a g-string on”

Wayne: “Yes I do”

Audience laughs…

Wayne: “ gives me support, whas’sup ?”

Drew & Colin

I’m a huge “Who’s line is it anyway?” fan and cannot wait for the new version starting in April 2011(Drew Carey’s Improv-A-Ganza).

In honor of the new series, I decided about 3 weeks ago that I’m going to watch the complete Who’s line is it anyway? collection. At the moment I’m in Season 4 and all I can say is, these dudes(and sometimes ladies) are some of the funniest people on this earth, ever.

My favorite being Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles.

Here’s a screenshot from one of the episodes:

Drew kissing Colin