Proteas
Should I moan about their performance ?
Is it worth getting upset if they do this every fucking time?
So, here’s a little fuck you from me, Proteas:
Enough Said ?
Hardware Testing with UBCD
Ok, quick post;
I made a guide to help you do a quick diagnostic for your PC Hardware using UBCD.
D0TM – The Educational System
Woaw
Did I laugh when I heard this in the news. . .
The president of our country was extremely impressed for the pass rate of our Matriculates for 2010.
Did this chum forget that our educational standards have dropped when they changed the syllabus for the public schools? Have you seen the curriculum for the public schools?
The standard is so low that monkeys with no reading experience would be able to pass.
So, congratulate matriculates who passed? Hardly.
Don’t get me wrong; give credit where credit is due. But do you congratulate your pet when she/he poops or eats?
Which means we have a new DOOs of the Moment – Our Educational System.
Mini Skirts?
This has been bothering me for a while now.
How the fuck do overweight woman insist on wearing Mini Skirts?
I mean, they know how they look in it; after all, they are putting it on? Surely they realize that, if it takes anything longer than 5 seconds to put on a piece of clothing, something is wrong?
For instance, there’s a DJ on one of our local FM radio stations, Anele that does the mid-day show with a guy called Grant. She’s one of the big boned female persuasions that insist on wearing clothes that should be on an anorexic model. What the fuck is wrong with you? You cannot tell me that you feel sexy in that clothing, Christ, even the clothing feels embarrassed.
But, this waffle isn’t about her as she is already a failure as a woman. Not because she is fat, not because she is proud of being fat. But because she thinks that her rude, obnoxious attitude gives her the right to be a disgusting excuse for a female.
Anyway, I digress. . .
The mini skirt thing, wtf indeed.
Perhaps Mini Skirts should come with a label: “If you’re wondering whether you’ll fit in this or whether it comes in a bigger size, you shouldn’t be wearing this“
Socrates
In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?” “Wait a moment,” Socrates replied, “Before you tell me I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.” ‘Triple filter?” asked the acquaintance. “That’s right,” Socrates continued, “Before you talk to me about Diogenes let’s take a moment to filter what you’re going to say.
The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?” “No,” the man said, “Actually I just heard about it.” “All right,” said Socrates, “So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?” “No, on the contrary…” “So,” Socrates continued, “You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you’re not certain it’s true?” The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, “You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?” “No, not really.”
“Well,” concluded Socrates, “If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?” The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.
It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was shagging his wife.